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Best Adult jokes | What comes after 69?

“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,
” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds,
“Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”

If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

What do you do when your cat’s dead? Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.

What did the leper say to the sex worker? Keep the tip.

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog’s fingers!

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.

“I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,” the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

Most funny short adult double meaning jokes in english

What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

What are the three shortest words in the English language? “Is it in?”

What’s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine!

What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? A. He only comes once a year.

What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? A. Lettuce alone without dressing

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A. To get to the bottom

Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Because I’d stuff you.

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

“You never know where to look when eating a banana.”

Double meaning jokes in english for adults | “Sex is like playing Bridge

“I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel. She died.”

“People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you from seeing the television properly.”

“Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel.’”

“I went to the zoo to watch the monkey’s wing. Then I went to watch the crocodiles. I was still wing.”

“Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”

“Not all sexual experiences have to be filled with anger. Just all in my experience.”

“Animals don’t watch porn, do they? Unless you include my cat.”

“Foreplay is like beefburgers – three minutes on each side.”

“Better sexy and racy, than sexist and racist.”

“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

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