Dark Humor Dirty Jokes So Racy You’ll Want to Cover Your Eyes

1. You have to appreciate how badass those Chinese are……
They made a language totally out of tattoo symbols.

2. Ice cubes are very badass
I mean they float around their own blood

3. What do you call a stubborn donkey?
A badass

4. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”

5. “Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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